Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There are no pranksters on TSD. It's just not allowed.
     
  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There was a reindeer named Spud
    Who was spotted on an F16's HUD
    He couldn't've looked meaner
     
  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There was a reindeer named Spud
    Who was spotted on an F16's HUD
    He couldn't've looked meaner
    Though he might have looked leaner.
     
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There was a reindeer named Spud
    Who was spotted on an F16's HUD
    He couldn't've looked meaner
    Though he might have looked leaner.
    If ever he hoped to stud.
     
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    One day Tim went for a swim
     
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    One day Tim went for a swim
    But sadly, the weather was grim.
     
  7. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    One day Tim went for a swim
    But sadly, the weather was grim
    He quickly turned back
     
  8. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    One day Tim went for a swim
    But sadly, the weather was grim
    He quickly turned back
    In the one ice-free track
     
  9. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    One day Tim went for a swim
    But sadly, the weather was grim
    He quickly turned back
    In the one ice-free track
    But the storm ended up besting him.
     
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  10. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    There once was a Princess named Gert,
     
  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    There once was a Princess named Gert
    Who bought an album from a guy named Bert
     
  12. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There once was a Princess named Gert
    Who bought an album from a guy named Bert
    Burt's last name was Bacharach

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  13. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    There once was a Princess named Gert
    Who bought an album from a guy named Bert
    Burt's last name was Bacharach
    His great love was bluesy rock
     
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  14. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    There once was a Princess named Gert
    Who bought an album from a guy named Bert
    Bert's last name was Bacharach
    So she gave it to her son Jack
     
  15. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    There once was a Princess named Gert
    Who bought an album from a guy named Bert
    Burt's last name was Bacharach
    His great love was bluesy rock
    So she head-banged until her hair hurt.
     
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  16. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    There once was a fat astronaut
     
  17. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    There once was a fat astronaut
    JUST fit into the gear he got
     
  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There once was a fat astronaut
    JUST fit into the gear he got
    It was quite a tight squeeze
     
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There once was a fat astronaut
    JUST fit into the gear he got
    It was quite a tight squeeze
    but in zero gravity, an ease
     
  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There once was a fat astronaut
    JUST fit into the gear he got
    It was quite a tight squeeze
    but in zero gravity, an ease
    So he flew on the next NASA shot.
     
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