Watched the Derby yesterday As still as a mouse the hat did stay Rapt as horses ran fast The hat joke came last When the winner breezed past and my lid blew away. I must get out today and rake the lawn.
I must get out today and rake the lawn A little nap first I've been up since dawn And after the nap a beer or two
I must get out today and rake the lawn A little nap first I've been up since dawn And after the nap a beer or two And a wee snack to settle the brew
I must get out today and rake the lawn A little nap first I've been up since dawn And after the nap a beer or two And a wee snack to settle the brew Maybe that yard is a job for my spawn The crows find the roadkill delightful
The crows find the roadkill delightful But traffic on the hiway is frightfull All the vehicles ever on the go-- Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow
The crows find the roadkill delightful But traffic on the hiway is frightfull All the vehicles ever on the go-- Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow “Cause we’re finding the lane on the right full. I love watching cheap horror movies
I love watching cheap horror movies And think Vincent Price was just groovy He knew how to be scary As Egghead in Batman he lacked hair(y)
I love watching cheap horror movies And think Vincent Price was just groovy He knew how to be scary As Egghead in Batman he lacked hair(y) The headless horseman and the clip-clop hoovies I once saw a movie in Nantucket
I once saw a movie in Nantucket I ate mypopcornfrom a bucket The screen soon went blank The projectionist forgot to crank
I once saw a movie in Nantucket I ate my popcorn from a bucket The screen soon went blank The projectionist forgot to crank When the popcorn started to fly, I had to duck it There once was a gouty old colonel
There once was a gouty old colonel Who kept a risqué old journal But records of his indiscretions Were great blackmail directions
There once was a gouty old colonel Who kept a risqué old journal But records of his indiscretions Were great blackmail directions So the Colonel gave orders to burn all. There once was a vampire named Ann