Mad Libs PIF *DONE*

Remember Mad Libs? Let's play a fast round, shall we? All participants will be entered to win a sampler of some fantastic blades: Gillette Super Thin, Bolzano, 7 O'clock Blue, Treet Classic, Personna Med Prep, 7 O'clock Black, Timor & Super Iridium!


Here's how it'll work: I'm going to supply a list of words to fill in. Write down your words on a piece of scratch paper. Then, copy the next entry in this thread (no peeking first!) and paste it into your reply along with your filled-in words. Have fun with it, but please use some decorum out of respect for the community. Here are the words to come up with (in order):

Noun
Verb ending in "ing"
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Plural Noun
Noun
Adjective
Adjective

Let's make this quick, so all entries must be in by 11:59 PM CST on 3/5/12 (Monday night).

 

TSD is my favorite online <noun> for the hobby of wet-<verb ending with “ing”>. The <adjective> razor to shave with is a Gillette Super <noun>. I find that vintage razors provide a <adjective> experience than modern cartridge <plural noun>. My <noun> thinks that I’m absolutely <adjective>, but I know that <adjective>-shaving is the best!

 

TSD is my favorite online <TURTLE> for the hobby of wet-<MASSAGING>. The <STUBBORN> razor to shave with is a Gillette Super <MICKEY MOUSE>. I find that vintage razors provide a better <JOLLY> experience than modern cartridge <SHOES>. My <LOUFA> thinks that I’m absolutely <SPLENDID>, but I know that <TRASHY>-shaving is the best!

 

TSD is my favorite online <TABLE> for the hobby of wet-<SWIMMING>. The <FLOPPY> razor to shave with is a Gillette Super <BACON>. I find that vintage razors provide a <AMAZING> experience than modern cartridge <TREES>. My <FLAMINGO> thinks that I’m absolutely <SHARP>, but I know that <SMOOTH>-shaving is the best!

 

TSD is my favorite online <TARANTULA> for the hobby of wet-<BLOCKING>. The <DARK> razor to shave with is a Gillette Super <SKATEBORAD>. I find that vintage razors provide a <SLICK> experience than modern cartridge <FOLDERS>. My <SAND> thinks that I’m absolutely <HOT>, but I know that <SALTY>-shaving is the best!​

 

TSD is my favorite online <GUITAR> for the hobby of wet-<SINGING>. The <PRETTY> razor to shave with is a Gillette Super <TEACUP>. I find that vintage razors provide a <PRISTINE> experience than modern cartridge <FLOWERS>. My <PETAL> thinks that I’m absolutely <PUNGENT>, but I know that <HAPPY>-shaving is the best!

 

TSD is my favorite online camera for the hobby of wet-climbing. The softest razor to shave with is a Gillette Super Recliner. I find that vintage razors provide a generous experience than modern cartridge trucks. My frisbee thinks that I’m absolutely fast, but I know that nimble-shaving is the best!

 

TSD is my favorite online <truck> for the hobby of wet-<skipping>. The <perfect> razor to shave with is a Gillette Super <North Dakota>. I find that vintage razors provide a <smart> experience than modern cartridge <countries>. My <TV> thinks that I’m absolutely <orange>, but I know that <big>-shaving is the best!

 

TSD is my favorite online <battery> for the hobby of wet-<skulking>. The <fuzzy> razor to shave with is a Gillette Super <bowl>. I find that vintage razors provide a <thick> experience than modern cartridge <teapots>. My <grass> thinks that I’m absolutely <shiny>, but I know that <dark>-shaving is the best!

 

Great ones so far! Just a reminder everyone, this one ends tonight at midnight, so let's get some more entries!

 

Two hours till midnight, folks! There are some fantastic blades here, don't miss out!!!

 

TSD is my favorite online horse for the hobby of wet-skipping. The fancy razor to shave with is a Gillette Super telephone. I find that vintage razors provide a sexy experience than modern cartridge candy bars. My lamp thinks that I’m absolutely skinny, but I know that pretty-shaving is the best!

 

Thanks to all who participated! I put all the entries into the randomizer and tomnat is the winner!

 

Congrats Tomnat! way cool PIF!

 

Thanks blanka!! Thanks for the great PIF. I haven't played Mad Libs in a long time and it was super fun to participate in this.

 

Congrats, Tom!

 

Awesome! Congrats tomnat!

 

Nice pif, and congrats tomnat!