My wife decided to...

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by jason koonce, Mar 21, 2018.

  1. jason koonce

    jason koonce Well-Known Member

    So I believe this was intended to be payback for me taking her brush a couple months ago. She took my shavette and was shaving the land down under. All I here is her calling me. I’m thinking she probably forgot to grab a towel.

    So I go in and there she is with the shavette on the counter and a hand all bloody. My fast thinking mind put things together and said please tell me it’s that time of the month. But no she sliced herself but it was minor when I looked at it and got it cleaned up for her.

    She always said she would never touch my shave stuff but I’m am sure she never will again.
     
  2. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    Oooooouch ..... What is she CRAZY!!!!!! Down there ... a shavette or a straight probably shouldn't go there.


    Of course you know .... it's your fault. :happy097:
     
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  3. jason koonce

    jason koonce Well-Known Member

    Of course it’s my fault lol I took her brush
     
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  4. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    Your probably getting no points from her for sharing all this. Good luck, with all that, was it a nice brush?
     
  5. chevyguy

    chevyguy Well-Known Member

    get a good a good antibiotic ointment to put on that cut to keep it from getting infected. Remember to keep it clean too.

    Clayton

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk
     
  6. jason koonce

    jason koonce Well-Known Member

    She actually told me to post she thought it was funny after the fact
     
  7. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Get her one so she can practice. Blow up a balloon and lather it. When she can shave it without popping it she is ready to go.
     
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  8. brit

    brit in a box

    did you tell her what you were lathering with the brush?
     
  9. jason koonce

    jason koonce Well-Known Member

    Haha why did no one give me a heads up to do that
     
  10. KenH

    KenH Well-Known Member

    :yodasays, sharp things near the nether regions put you should not
    :rofl:
     
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  11. DaltonGang

    DaltonGang Ol' Itchy Whiskers

    Isn't that how "The Three Stooges" practiced shaving??
     
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  12. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    I don't think their blade were sharp else there'd have been blood on the steel.
     
  13. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Keep her. Truly brave women are rare. Love her with all your heart, and...

    Guard that which is precious.
     
  14. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    Maybe suggest she try a safety razor next time!
     
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  15. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    That is how you learn to shave others.

    I saw it in a video from a barber school somewhere I think.
     
  16. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    Even crazy brave .... mines crazy to keep me. :shocked029:
     
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  17. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Truth.
     
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  18. Keithmax

    Keithmax Breeds Pet Rocks

    Ah that’s the secret, youngest stropping.
     
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  19. Redrock

    Redrock Well-Known Member

  20. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    I wonder if I could do that. Never tried.
     

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