Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  2. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    Then he would be an inscaped goat
     
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  3. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    The Bacon Tree
    A group of early settlers heading West got off the Oregon Trail and found themselves lost and running out of supplies. One evening, they camped near a stream, and as it became darker, they saw a campfire a little way up the hill on the same stream.

    The next morning, they headed out to see who was there. They found a small cave and an old Rabi had made his home there.

    "We're lost and hungry, can you help us?"

    He thought a moment, then said, "I have very little and can only share the water in this stream, and I know only that there's a Bacon Tree about a mile West of here along the stream."

    They couldn't pack up and roll out fast enough, the thought of BACON filled their minds. As they went through a small narrow gorge, they were accosted by a band of Walla Walla Indians who were not happy to see them and would have robbed them if they had anything of value.

    Beaten up and nursing a few wounds, they got out, but the leader of the group went back to the old Rabi with several men, all of them angry. "You said there was a Bacon Tree, and all we found was an Ambush by angry Indians!"

    The Rabi thought a moment, adjusted his little round glasses, looked up and said. "Oy Vey! Ham Bush, Bacon Tree, who knew?"
     
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  4. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

    TLEPS <<...must be wondering what that spells. It's the grain spelt backwards. :lam:
     
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I understood that, but just barley. Good thing I have a rye sense of humor.
     
  6. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Ah, but you failed to realize, puns are @Sara-s bread and butter.
     
  7. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    No, grain spelt backwards is NIARG
     
  8. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Isn't that what vegan zombies crave?
    "uunnn... grains... "

    Via Kyocera / Tapatalk
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :angry032:
     
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  10. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Almost. I thought it was NIARG EHT, and I can't be miss Taken, because I am mr. Taken (more than 27 years by now, of which 25 happily married).
     
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  11. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    25 years happily married out of 27? That's not a bad ratio, with only 2 years unhappily married. ;)
     
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  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Mac, I'd like to say that I took that one with a grain assault.
     
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  13. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    :happy097:

    I'm sorry, I wasn't clear. First 2 years (& 2 months) happily taken but not married yet. Next 25 years happily married and still taken. :)

    :happy102:
     
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  14. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

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    What does one call a peeping bird.
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    A Peking Duck. :Animatedfrozensmily:
     
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    What do you call a group of 50 penguins at the North Pole?
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    Tourists
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  19. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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