Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Vampire cows have been known to say moohahaha before biting.
     
    richgem, Nov 18, 2017
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  2. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

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    Slipperyjoe, Dec 1, 2017
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Dec 3, 2017
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  4. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Supporting Vendor
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    Jayaruh, Dec 6, 2017
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  5. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Dec 17, 2017
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
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    A: No eye deer
     
    richgem, Dec 22, 2017
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  7. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, Dec 22, 2017
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, Dec 22, 2017
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  9. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    That's so wrong.



    So, so funny! :happy102:

    But still so wrong!
     
    swarden43, Dec 22, 2017
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The residents of the town of Pisa voted to add a clock to the Leaning Tower. Why, you ask? Because they thought, if it had the inclination, it should also have the time.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 31, 2017
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  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Here's my comeback to that one......in small town USA, there was a Miller Brewery across the street from a jeweler. One day, the crazies at Miller yelled out the window at the jeweler "IF YOU GOT THE TIME.....WE GOT THE BEER(MILLER BEEEER)
     
    Paul Turner, Jan 2, 2018
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  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    As long as we are on the topic of bad beer puns
     
    Erik Redd, Jan 2, 2018
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a monkey with an explosive?

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    A baBOOM!
     
    Last edited: Jan 3, 2018
    Sara-s, Jan 2, 2018
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    If you go into an Apple Store and you see someone shoplifting, does that make you an iWitness?
     
    richgem, Jan 23, 2018
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  15. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    well, y'know, I kinda thought that was great, muhself. (I don't mean to brag, but I just bragged).
     
    Paul Turner, Jan 23, 2018
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  16. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    QUOTE="Sara-s, post: 1367292, member: 7393"]What do you call a monkey with an explosive?
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    A baBOOM!

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    Slipperyjoe, Jan 26, 2018
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  17. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    I am getting a sinking feeling.
     
    wchnu, Jan 26, 2018
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  18. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Ahh yess the shoe fits.. I make a lot of bad puns.
     
    wchnu, Jan 27, 2018
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  19. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    You need to put all those bad puns in the oven..
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    Slipperyjoe, Jan 27, 2018
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  20. Bookworm

    Bookworm Well-Known Member

    I've always liked what you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros.

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    Elephino!
     
    Bookworm, Jan 30, 2018
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