Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Now that is funny.

 

Prefixed that for you.

 

It's World Penguin Day! Waddle you do to celebrate?

 

Ya..they're doing an abundance..

 

Nun of your business. . . .

 

I've been herring good things about them.

 

I wonder if they had to call in for support?

 

Was it a high Speedo® chase?

 

I wuderwear they caught him.

 

The undercarriage of his vehicle.

 

What is big, grey & cheers you up, when you are sick?

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A get-wellephant!

 

A stampede of well wishing.

 

A man, upset about where he was going to live, walked into a doctor's office and said, "l can't decide between living in a wigwam or living in a teepee."
The doctor pondered the dilemma, and then replied, "You do know what your problem is, don't you? Your two tents."
<groan>

 

On this day in history Billie Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.

 

Was it because of a bad pun?..

 

It was especially bad.

 

The pun must have made him tents...