Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Q: What do Penguins sing at a birthday party?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

 

I suppose they eat icebox cake, afterward.

 

Thought for today;
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

Oh, orange you clever. Well, at least that pun didn't cross the lime.

 

Berrry good!

 

Definitely a slippery analogy.

 

I have analogy to cats. They make me sneeze.

 

That must cause quite a dust up for ya.

 

Ooo look out..slippery pun ahead..

 

Sorry Joe, but I just don't find that sign appealing.

 

You guys are good. Out of my league. I think I am going to make like a banana and split.

 

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

'Cuz he couldn't find a date.

 

Sorry about that..it just slipped out..

 

Eh, I know you were just monkeying around.

 

And I thought you were just telling me a furry tail.

 

...or you could make like an exorcist & get the hex out of here.

 

What if he wants to make like a shepherd and get the flock out?