Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Do you think that misbehaving polar bears spend a lot of time on thin ice?

 

They may, until they behave well & get a seal of approval.

 

Having a "Seal of Approval" is better than having a "Tiger by the Tail!"

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...or even "By The Time I Get To Phoenix"

 

Is that the truth, or is sea lion?

 

...or even by "The Hair On My Chinny Chin Chin"

 

Here's is an ice one..and it looks like Gary has finally joined the penguinators..

 

Sadly, never the Poles shall meet, but they can always send Kielbasa !

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I'd sure polish that one up quick..

 

Turkey kielbasa is just plan wrong.

 

If Turkey kielbasa is wrong, then I want to have Wright!

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Phew... crisis averted.

 

The setup was a little long but it ended up adjusting the lyrics of a song!

 

Well, to finish the song, I think we need either a dog, a cheating girl, or a pick up truck.

 

or mama gettin runned over by a darned ole train

 

Well a cheating girl will never call you by your name. She will just leave you all alone in the rain.

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What is the capital of Italy?

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