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Not a pun, but funny. An engineer died and went to Hell. While there he designed and installed air conditioning, repaired the toilets and fixed all the plumbing. The devil was very happy. Then one day God called and said that the engineer went to Hell by mistake. God demanded that the devil release the engineer immediately. The devil said, "Are you kidding? He's repaired everything and installed air conditioning down here. It's never been this nice here!". God said, "If you don't send him back to Heaven, I'm gonna sue you in court!". With that the devil began to laugh and said, "Yeah, right. And where do you think you'll find an attorney?"