I can't sleep;... I don't sleep at all..., I just won't sleep..., Why can't I sleep I dreamed! And then I went back to sleep & dreamed I was dreaming I couldn't wake up? I'm tired of this!
Check this out..I heard this one at the grocery check out. What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu: One receives a tweetment for bird flu and an oinkment for swine..well..it was funny at the time..
Time for a corresponding theme song for this pun that has gone so wrong and so long! http://theshaveden.com/forums/threads/corresponding-theme-song.46365/page-9#post-891712
What do clouds wear, during rainstorms? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Thunderpants.