Relationships.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Vlasta, Feb 4, 2017.

  1. Vlasta

    Vlasta Well-Known Member

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    Gave the missus a bag of blue circle. Trying to Cement the relationship.

    She just got all grouty and said I could aggregate it with her Christmas present. At least that's a concrete commitment eh?
     
    Vlasta, Feb 4, 2017
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  2. Vlasta

    Vlasta Well-Known Member

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    I showed her this thread and now she is all stony faced...
     
    Vlasta, Feb 4, 2017
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  3. battle.munky

    battle.munky Has the menthol.munky on his back!

    I'd counter, but I'm floored.
     
    battle.munky, Feb 4, 2017
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  4. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    Guy(insert your favorite ethnicity) comes home and finds his wife/girlfriend in bed with another guy. Pulls a pistol and points it at his own head. Shouts "I'm gonna kill myself!"Girl and guy start laughing. Our hero says, "What're you laughing at; you're next!"
     
    RetLEO-07, Feb 15, 2017
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  5. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    Words of wisdom from one that's been married over 25 years. Love is like a fart ... if you have to force it its crap.
     
    Enrico, Feb 15, 2017
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  6. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    That's an Aggie joke.
     
    Omaney, Feb 15, 2017
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  7. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    I heard it in an ethnic context.
     
    RetLEO-07, Feb 15, 2017
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  8. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Aggie might be an ethnicity.
     
    Bama Samurai, Feb 26, 2017
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