Gave the missus a bag of blue circle. Trying to Cement the relationship. She just got all grouty and said I could aggregate it with her Christmas present. At least that's a concrete commitment eh?
Guy(insert your favorite ethnicity) comes home and finds his wife/girlfriend in bed with another guy. Pulls a pistol and points it at his own head. Shouts "I'm gonna kill myself!"Girl and guy start laughing. Our hero says, "What're you laughing at; you're next!"
Words of wisdom from one that's been married over 25 years. Love is like a fart ... if you have to force it its crap.