The Cop and the Navy Chief

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  1. PLANofMAN

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    The Cop and the Navy Chief

    A police officer pulls a Navy Chief over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    Officer: May I see your driver's license?
    Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
    Navy Chief: It's not my car. I stole it.

    Officer: The car is stolen?
    Navy Chief: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
    Navy Chief: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

    Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!
    Navy Chief: Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
    The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
    Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

    Captain: Whose car is this?
    Navy Chief: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
    The driver owned the car.

    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
    Navy Chief: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
    Navy Chief: No problem.
    Trunk is opened; no body.

    Captain: I don't understand it.
    The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

    Navy Chief: Yeah, and I'll bet the liar said that I was speeding, too.
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    LMAO!!! That is a creative approach.
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  3. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot Staff Member

  4. battle.munky

    battle.munky Has the menthol.munky on his back!

    That is too funny. I saw something coming, but not that.
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  5. Indiexsunrise

    Indiexsunrise Well-Known Member

    Oh man that was awesome.
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  6. Joga

    Joga New Member

    Haha, good one!
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  7. Luteplayers

    Luteplayers Well-Known Member

    As a retired Navy Chief I got a good chuckle out of that.
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  8. ajhracing

    ajhracing New Member

    I have to remember that next time I get pulled over.

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