The person below me...

True - for about 20 years now.

TPBM loves classical music.

 

False. Although I do enjoy some Italian opera now and then.

The person below me likes to watch basketball on TV while listening to baseball on the radio.

 

False. I don't like either sport.

TPBM buys at least one pound of coffee a week.

 

False. I am not a coffee drinker.

TPBM has been on 3 or more continents.

 

True! Asia, Europe, Africa…(& S. America)…mostly mission fields.

TPBM has NEVER been to Las Vegas!

 

False, I lived in Las Vegas for a few years.

The person below me has never ridden in a convertible with the top down.

 

False. My dad had a '69 Vette w/ a convertible and a hard top.

TPBM owns a vintage (antique) car.

 

False. I do, however, own vintage knees

TPBM knows how to cook venison.

 

False, I can't cook worth a flip.

TPBM is a workaholic.

 

True, My wife always tells me to take a day off.

TPBM has been on a cruise.

 

True. Two in fact. Hated them.

TPBM is missing an aglet.

 

Ha! False....I've got loafers on today!

TPBM knows how to tie a Windsor knot...

 

False. My family has been long time enemies of the House of Windsor going back generations. How dare you suggest we use their knots, good sir! How dare you.

The person below me wants pizza for dinner tonight.

 

False. It's still Passover.

TPBM can name at least 5 kinds of glue.

 

True. Don't know if this counts, but here we go...Elmer's, Gorilla Glue, Epoxy, Super Glue, and Glue stick.

The person below me believes any product is made better with Menthol.

 

False. Mentholated peeps would be terrible.

The person below me lives within 5 miles of the ocean

 

True. Staten Island is pretty small so we all live within 5 miles of the ocean.


TPBM likes to eat their chocolate Easter Bunny, bum-first.

 

False, but I do eat my chocolate covered matzoh, bum-first!

TPBM has read Andy Weir's "The Martian".

 

False. The person below me has enjoyed a cherimoya

 

False. I had to google that to make sure.

The person below me has a family cookie recipe they don't share. The secret is molasses.