The person below me...

True. I Google errrrything! LMGTFY!

TPBM is having a dry spell.

 

What.. Do you grow your own melons?!

 

Yes...pumpkins & watermelons.

True....I haven't played my guitar in over 8 months....miss it terribly.

TPBM is HD-compatible.....

 

Pictures, or it didn't happen =)

 

Unknown. Don't know what HD-compatible means.

TPBM once had zoo monkeys fling monkey muffins at them, and was very tempted to respond in kind.

 

False. I have never had anything flung (flang?) at me by monkeys.

TPBM likes to play with puppets.

 

False.

The person below me wonders how people survived without air conditioning.

 

True.

TPBM wishes he were a spam bot.

 

False….but I am a fan of the original Spam™.


TPBM doesn't know what original Spam is made from…

 

True & I'm not sure I want to.

TPBM has a favorite bean.

 

True. Black.

TPBM knows when it's appropriate to use "y'all."

 

True. It's plural.

TPBM has something that is customized for you.

 

True. The answer is, "never."

True. A notebook holder.

TPBM is having a printer issue at the moment.

 

True. With every OS upgrade, most printer manufacturers lag waaaaay behind. End result, the mac don't see no printer no mo….

TPBM loves the smell of gasoline…..

 

False, though I love the smell of varnish.


TPBM enjoys sitting in a rocking chair.

 

True. ... when holding a baby.

TPBM has a manual (no electronics at all) record player.

 

False! The answer is always.

 

False.

The person below me remembers/ has used a manual typewriter.

 

True! I used to use one all the time when I was a kid. An old Smith-Corona.

TPBM wonders where the time went.

 

True. Every hour of every day…

TPBM has a unique talent and is not afraid to use it….