The person below me...

False, but I do have some rockin' tattoo shoes!

The person below me can quote more than three lines of any Monty Python movie.

 

True

the person below me owns at least one pink shirt

 

False. I have seen every Statham movie made though.

The person below me has had impure thoughts involving a newscaster/weatherperson

 

ROFL
False
The person below me has gotten so drunk he/she can't remember how he got home

 

not yet

the person below me thinks I should stop playing so much

 

False

The person below me has said the phrase "you betcha"

 

probably

the person below me says y'all (or ya'll ... or whatever it is)

 

False.

The person below me is not not telling an untruth.

 

True I'm not telling untruths

I say y'all, I'm happily married, I shave my head, I've been to Alaska, NOT Anchorage (liked it so much I stayed for 6 years) and I'm not proud of it but since I'm bound by the rules to not tell untruths, I'll admit I have on a number of occassions been too drunk to find my way home.

NOW: The person below me has been caught farting in public

 

false.

the person below me shaves with Merkur blades and likes it!

 

True. I really like Merkur blades. I have over ninety of them, and three Merkur razors.

The person below me plays guitar.

 

false.

the person below me knows what film the Book of Armnaments comes from.

 

False

The Person Below me is a chocoholic.

 

True.

The person below me thinks the person above me likes the person below the person above me.

 

True.

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true
The person 5 persons above wants to know if you can repeat that a little slower??????????????
The person below me needs a cup of coffee