You know you're in for a bad day when...

Vader promotes you to Admiral.

 

When you step in

 

When TSD says it's down for maintenance

 

When you wake up in the morning to water dripping on you head, while you are still in bed.

Greg W.

 

..the slavemaster on your galley says.."I have good news and bad news..the good news..Double rations for everyone!...the bad news...after lunch the boss wants to go waterskiing!"

 

Oh, that's just the cat telling you that she's ready for breakfast.

 

When you wake up dreaming about work!

 

Oh hell no...

HERM

 

I was just going to say when you wake up.... but that dreaming about work stuff... No thank you...

 

You...uh...never mind. Even a bad day of retirement beats a good day of work.

 

Does it? Work bites for sure, but I can only be off for about 5 days before I need to get back to work. It's strange I went several months without a job years ago and it was miserable.

 

For me it does, but I was ready to retire.

 

I just read your signature line! I come from a family of teacher's( I am not one). I feel like I need to say God bless you and thank you for your service!

Enjoy yourself neighbor, you've earned it

 

I loved my job, but the last 18 mos. I started looking for reasons to take a day off. That's when I knew it was time to go.

 

I'm planning an exit strategy of my own.

 

Me too, but it is just under 25 years away...

 

When SWMBO walks in saying, "Honey, wait till you hear how much money I saved you"

 

Herm, I dreamt so much about work that night that I was exhausted when I woke up. And guess what I had to do when I woke up... I had to go to work!