The Custom Title Thread

I guess I'll take the same title I took when I got "ordained" by the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California, back in the '90s...

Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality

Sounds mighty fancy, anyway.

 

Oh sure, blame it on me. :-P

 

Is this the waiting line for a whittly euphemism ? err I mean custom title

 

That depends, now often do you take the time to whittle your euphemisms? I hope you don't cut yourself on them often.

 

Unfortunately sharp objects and I usually don't get along well. I guess this was the wrong hobby to pick up.

 

@Robyflexx. Congratulations on your rightly deserved CT. I'm curious though. Do you keep a like button on your hand or do you have something similar to Staples "Easy Button?"

Congrats again my friend.

Don

 

One question though. Are you the kid from the Life cereal commercials. You know... "Mikey likes it."

Don

 

My phone is always with me Don, ready for liking at will!

 

I like that, Robert.

 

"That was easy."

 

Perhaps Roby can change the notification sound on tapatalk to "that was easy" LOL

 

If we are getting the ball rolling again, I think @Paul Turner could be "Mr Old Thread Resurrector."
By the way Paul, congratulations to your Capitals' earning the President's Cup. Good luck during Lord Stanley's playoffs. Appears my Wings will miss out for the first time in more years than some here have been shaving. It was an interesting run though.

Don

 

Roby, congrats on your CT! It is perfect!

 

Charlie, I remember that commercial!

 

Played by John Gilchrist. Quoth wikipedia:

A few years after the original commercial appeared, an urban legend spread that the actor who had played Little Mikey had died after eating an unexpectedly lethal combination of Pop Rocks (a type of carbonated hard candy) and a carbonated soft drink, which caused his stomach to inflate with carbon dioxide. A MythBusters exploration of the legend in detail debunked the story, adding that the show had tried to contact Gilchrist, but he did not return their calls. The legend is not true; Gilchrist is a director of media sales at New York’s MSG Network.[13] The human stomach is too elastic to rupture or explode from consuming such excesses of carbonated foods or beverages.[citation needed]

 

TSD needs a Canadian Tech-nician.

One who praises the early Canadian Gillette Tech triangular base type.

 

Roby just noticed your CT. I pissed myself laughing. That is perfect for you. Congratulations. @richgem you are a genius.

Tom

 

Gee thanks! I think...

 

Rich, I hope you are having a great weekend, my friend. Your post reminds me of one of my favorite commercials.