I guess I'll take the same title I took when I got "ordained" by the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California, back in the '90s... Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality Sounds mighty fancy, anyway.
That depends, now often do you take the time to whittle your euphemisms? I hope you don't cut yourself on them often.
Unfortunately sharp objects and I usually don't get along well. I guess this was the wrong hobby to pick up.
@Robyflexx. Congratulations on your rightly deserved CT. I'm curious though. Do you keep a like button on your hand or do you have something similar to Staples "Easy Button?" Congrats again my friend. Don