Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

As a matter of fact it is. I wear a size 10.

 

Bought this from Ikea today. It's a light although the box makes it look like a child's stove. Mentioned to wife and son that if we stole this instead of buying it we would be "fugatives" in the eyes of the law. They were not amused.

 

I woulda just told you to fuga-tabout it.

 

Here's one that could be a pun, certainly is a play on words. Person A tells person B to put out his cigarette. B opens the door and puts the cigarette "out"side..B then quickly crushes it, and says to A .."Well....you SAID...!!!"

 

Oh, that hurt.

 

That's much better.

 

A man drives around, looking for a place to park off the street. He comes to a lot that bears the sign FINE FOR PARKING. Satisfied, he drives in and parks. He gets a parking violation ticket as he returns to his car. Immediately he decides to appeal the ticket. In his defense, he wrote that he saw a sign that implied it was OK to park in the lot. Did he win his appeal???



No.

 

Sorry Erik, but that one laid an egg. LOL

 

FOWL!

 

It really ruffled my feathers.

 

Nobody axed you.

 

Good, because I'm not a chicken.

 

Calm down, it's nothing to lose your head over.

 

I suppose you're right. It's just that it really stuck in my craw.