Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Well at least according to @Jayaruh as Jim commonly references.

 

My wife speaks Flemish, so she must come from Flem.

My daughter speaks Dutch, does that make her a Dutchess?

Is Angela Merkel a Gerwoman?

My niece's name is Britt. If I see someone who looks like her, does that make her Brittish?

 

So... you mean that your mrs.speaks dutch with a bad accent?

 

My boarding school friends referred to the country of "Canadia" quite often, but we had to be sure we were in with the Canadians first-some of them were kinda strong.

 

whoever thought to make "Flemish" a language must have known they were in for trouble.

 

Correction: sweet accent...

 

My mom's partner's son recently married a lady from Amsterdam-haven't yet had the pleasure to meet her but she looks very nice and I'm sure speaks that way, too.

 

Mac, the Bunny is placed on a seat at Court 9 at Wimbledon right now! (You never read that lol).

 

Um, be sure he doesn't dig a hole in the court!

 

That would make another Mac flip out!(John McEnroe does color work for ESPN there).

 

Hope his coloring is better than his drawing... Does he use wax crayons or color pencils?

 

man, I was afraid I'd get a reply like that!!!

 

y'know, in college at our radio station, a student doing the sports pronounced his name "Mc-EN-roe". Sounded funny over the air LOL.

 

My grammar used to make homonym grits.

 

I think many people from Massachusetts and other New England states get caught when talking about their grandmother--"My Grandmar and I". May as well say grammar.

 

May be the wrong place, but funny.

 

Clearly, some breeds are smarter than others....

 

A brother & sister, Wayne and Amber, worked for the CIA. Their cover was to be a pair of restaurant critics. They traveled all over the world, dining in high-end restaurants, observing important people, surreptitiously. The only problem was that they argued constantly. Amber was always yelling at her brother. Finally, their supervisor had to pull them off the assignment, explaining, "They're dutiful, voracious spies, but Amber raves at Wayne,"