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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    What do you call a group of 50 penguins at the North Pole?
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    Tourists
     
    richgem, Jul 29, 2016
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Jul 29, 2016
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Jul 29, 2016
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  4. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Aug 10, 2016
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  5. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Aug 10, 2016
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  6. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    There are two gags here. Think about it. Read it out loud. You will get it.
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    Jayaruh, Aug 18, 2016
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  7. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Aug 24, 2016
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  8. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Let me make this announcement-after 4 failed dimensions of the cage of asparagus, you now have opened up the 5th Dimension. :)
     
    blondblue, Aug 24, 2016
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I still miss the age of aquariums.
     
    richgem, Aug 24, 2016
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  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I haven't seen the Boston(er New England)one in years.
     
    blondblue, Aug 24, 2016
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    'Course, no one misses the Age of Accordions.
     
    richgem, Aug 24, 2016
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  12. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    I thought about playing the accordion. Decided not to. Just didn't want to fiddle with it.
     
    swarden43, Aug 24, 2016
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    At least no one put the squeeze on you because of it.
     
    richgem, Aug 24, 2016
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  14. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Violins is no answer.
     
    Erik Redd, Aug 24, 2016
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  15. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Naturally the instructor tried to. I refused to push his buttons and get him all keyed up.
     
    swarden43, Aug 24, 2016
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  16. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    You people shouldn't be tooting your own horns like that..:git::rolleyes005:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Aug 24, 2016
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    But there's always room for cello!
     
    Sara-s, Aug 24, 2016
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  18. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

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    Slipperyjoe, Aug 24, 2016
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  19. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Hey Sara!..
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    Slipperyjoe, Aug 24, 2016
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I'll let you know when I get Bach.
     
    Sara-s, Aug 24, 2016
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