Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

"What's the matter Tom?"
"Had to shoot my dog."
"Was he mad?"
"Guess he weren't so darned pleased."



A little Down East humor from Bert & I.

 

Reminds me of an actual conversation my dad had. A friend asked him why he was dressed up.
My dad replied:
I've just been to Tom's funeral.
Tom who?
Tom Wilson.
Is he dead?
I hope so. We buried him.

 

I loved that one! I had an album of their "all-time hits".

 

remember, "Have you lived there all your life?" Not yet"?

 

To quote Yosemite Sam, "Oh I caan't git along little dogie. I can't even git one that's small."

 

Reminds me of the joke (with different variations as to who is involved)... What would Abe Lincoln say if he were alive today? Help! Help! Let me out!

 

Bert And I were(are)today's Abbott&Costello, except the former I think is more famous for shaggy dog jokes(no take on your dog pun, @Sara-s )

 

Lincoln was born in a log-cabin he built with his bare hands.(Qualifies as your essential brain-teaser!).

 

The realization you get when a friend sends you ten puns to cheer you up, and no pun in ten did.

 

Why couldn't the frog make any sounds? (answer way at the bottom)






Because he had a man(woman)in his throat.

 

written like a true Bostonian-you know, a person who lives in Bostonia

 

My husband is Canadian so I guess he comes from Canadia.

 

Well at least according to @Jayaruh as Jim commonly references.

 

My wife speaks Flemish, so she must come from Flem.

My daughter speaks Dutch, does that make her a Dutchess?

Is Angela Merkel a Gerwoman?

My niece's name is Britt. If I see someone who looks like her, does that make her Brittish?

 

So... you mean that your mrs.speaks dutch with a bad accent?

 

My boarding school friends referred to the country of "Canadia" quite often, but we had to be sure we were in with the Canadians first-some of them were kinda strong.

 

whoever thought to make "Flemish" a language must have known they were in for trouble.