Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    So I cranked up the Fat Boy to 9
     
  2. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    So I cranked up the Fat Boy to 9
    Even though I had drunk too much wine
     
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  3. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    So I cranked up the FatBoy to 9
    Even though I had drank too much wine
    I shaved without fear
     
  4. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    So I cranked up the FatBoy to 9
    Even though I had drunk too much wine
    I shaved without fear
    Knowing victory was near
     
  5. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    So I cranked up the FatBoy to 9
    Even though I had drunk too much wine
    I shaved without fear
    Knowing victory was near
    And now I can't find my hairline.
     
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  6. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Thelma slid two cards up her sleeve
     
  7. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Thelma slid two cards up her sleeve
    This made a curious man out of Steve
     
  8. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    I laughed out loud at this one.

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  9. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Thelma slid two cards up her sleeve
    This made a curious man out of Steve
    He called her a cheat

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  10. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Thelma slid two cards up her sleeve.
    This made a curious man out of Steve.
    He called her a cheat
    And rose from his seat.
     
  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Thelma slid two cards up her sleeve
    This made a curious man out of Steve
    He called her a cheat
    And rose from his seat
    Curtailing the relationship, I believe
     
  12. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Paul, you finished the last limerick, so it's your turn to start the next one. Shoot for 8 or 9 syllables, and we're off to the races!
     
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  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Hardly anyone has been following that rule here, BUT..........I'll go ahead.

    I just made my first order for NBeighteen
     
  14. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    I’m gonna take some artistic license and dial the syllables back to make the limerick workable...

    I just ordered for NB18
    So I won’t have to mortgage my spleen
     
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  15. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I just ordered for NB18
    So I won’t have to mortgage my spleen.
    I'll use what I got
     
  16. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    I just ordered for NB18
    So I won’t have to mortgage my spleen.
    I'll use what I got
    Which I'm afraid is a lot

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  17. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I just ordered for NB18
    So I won’t have to mortgage my spleen.
    I'll use what I got,
    Which I'm afraid is a lot,
    And appears to be nearly obscene.

    Beth won Miss Rhubarb again this year
     
  18. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Beth won Miss Rhubarb again this year
    With a rhubarb as large as an elephant's rear

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  19. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Beth won Miss Rhubarb again this year
    With a rhubarb as large as an elephant's rear
    Her barb was so big
     
  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Beth won Miss Rhubarb again this year
    With a rhubarb as large as an elephant's rear
    Her barb was so big
    that she dance a jig
     

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