Let's Write Some Limericks

Buck's leisure suit set him apart
It made Don Cherry's jackets look smart
Polyester lime green

 

Buck's leisure suit set him apart
It made Don Cherry's jackets look smart
Polyester lime green
Wide lapels velveteen

 

Buck's leisure suit set him apart
It made Don Cherry's jackets look smart
Polyester lime green
Wide lapels velveteen
But couldn't be worn for his shift at Walmart

 

Some birds wear a tuxedo

 

Some birds wear a tuxedo
thinking it helps their libido

 

Some birds wear a tuxedo
thinking it helps their libido
but much to their chagrin

 

Some birds wear a tuxedo
thinking it helps their libido
but much to others' chagrin
they don't need any helpin'

 

Some birds wear a tuxedo
thinking it helps their libido
but much to others' chagrin
they don't need any helpin'
Else they'd be extinct as the Dodo

 

Old Sam liked warm weather

 

Old Sam liked warm weather
he wore nothing but a feather

 

Old Sam liked warm weather
he wore nothing but a feather
The people would gawk

 

Old Sam liked warm weather
he wore nothing but a feather
The people would gawk
as he strutted like an auk

 

Old Sam liked warm weather
he wore nothing but a feather
The people would gawk
as he strutted like an auk
it was fastened to a thong made of leather

 

Be careful with this one.....

A penguin is a milkshake duck

 

What the heck is a milkshake duck?!

 

A penguin is a milkshake duck
If he were taller, he'd drive a truck.

 

A penguin is a milkshake duck
If he were taller, he'd drive a truck.
Chocolate or vanilla

 

It was in contention for the Oxford dictionary word of the year
https://www.independent.ie/entertai...aries-word-of-the-year-revealed-36410455.html


I think I liked milkshake duck better than the winner, "youthquake"

 

They're both ridiculous. The OED used to have standards.

 

A penguin is a milkshake duck
If he were taller, he'd drive a truck.
Chocolate or vanilla
He ate like Godzilla