Buck's leisure suit set him apart
It made Don Cherry's jackets look smart
Polyester lime green

Buck's leisure suit set him apart
It made Don Cherry's jackets look smart
Polyester lime green
Wide lapels velveteen

Buck's leisure suit set him apart
It made Don Cherry's jackets look smart
Polyester lime green
Wide lapels velveteen
But couldn't be worn for his shift at Walmart

Some birds wear a tuxedo

Some birds wear a tuxedo
thinking it helps their libido

Some birds wear a tuxedo
thinking it helps their libido
but much to their chagrin

Some birds wear a tuxedo
thinking it helps their libido
but much to others' chagrin
they don't need any helpin'

Some birds wear a tuxedo
thinking it helps their libido
but much to others' chagrin
they don't need any helpin'
Else they'd be extinct as the Dodo

Old Sam liked warm weather

Old Sam liked warm weather
he wore nothing but a feather

Old Sam liked warm weather
he wore nothing but a feather
The people would gawk

Old Sam liked warm weather
he wore nothing but a feather
The people would gawk
as he strutted like an auk

Old Sam liked warm weather
he wore nothing but a feather
The people would gawk
as he strutted like an auk
it was fastened to a thong made of leather

Be careful with this one.....

A penguin is a milkshake duck

What the heck is a milkshake duck?!

A penguin is a milkshake duck
If he were taller, he'd drive a truck.

A penguin is a milkshake duck
If he were taller, he'd drive a truck.
Chocolate or vanilla

It was in contention for the Oxford dictionary word of the year
https://www.independent.ie/entertai...aries-word-of-the-year-revealed-36410455.html


I think I liked milkshake duck better than the winner, "youthquake"

They're both ridiculous. The OED used to have standards.

A penguin is a milkshake duck
If he were taller, he'd drive a truck.
Chocolate or vanilla
He ate like Godzilla