Thoughts about our current existence

I've come up with the perfect container for dehydrated water. Anytime you're ready for water, just add water! It works every time. Satisfaction guaranteed! And if you order this container in the next five minutes, I'll include a special feature for weekends and other celebrations. Just add wine and forget about the water!

 

Yes in theory but I'm not. Oh by the way regarding our (my) existence I recently was handed a bunch of family documents from an aunt (recently died) so I have embarked on tracing the ole family tree. Just signed up to Ancestory. So far lot's of luck back 4 generations (Irish). My new hobby to go along with stamps and razors.

 

Course with Rise Super Foam you don't really NEEED water, but it helps to have SOME to cut back on the cuts. If I notice I miss an area or two, dry Super Foam saves my day.

 

So what's the speed of dark?

 

I do not know it’s top speed, but it’s rate of acceleration is zero to faceplant in sixteen beers.


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The speed at which light recedes.

 

Isn't that the new Brian Griffin novel?

 

I can't read.

 

But all those books look really impressive on your shelves.

 

Especially the ones that I've finished coloring.

 

Cutting back on the cuts?

It's good to have goals.

 

aaahhh, decided to be silly on that one

 

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get.

 

Enron was what they wanted, carbon credits was what they ended up with.....

 

Limerence is a storm. Love is calm.

 

I work at being ordinary.

 

For some it takes more effort than others.

 

Is levity the opposite of gravity?

 

Maybe we could just squeeze out those desiccant packets?

 

If you put cold lemonade in a thermos, it will keep it cold. If you put steaming hot coffee in a thermos, it will keep in hot. My question is this: how does it know?