Thoughts about our current existence

Course with Rise Super Foam you don't really NEEED water, but it helps to have SOME to cut back on the cuts. If I notice I miss an area or two, dry Super Foam saves my day.

 

So what's the speed of dark?

 

I do not know it’s top speed, but it’s rate of acceleration is zero to faceplant in sixteen beers.


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The speed at which light recedes.

 

Isn't that the new Brian Griffin novel?

 

I can't read.

 

But all those books look really impressive on your shelves.

 

Especially the ones that I've finished coloring.

 

Cutting back on the cuts?

It's good to have goals.

 

aaahhh, decided to be silly on that one

 

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get.

 

Enron was what they wanted, carbon credits was what they ended up with.....

 

Limerence is a storm. Love is calm.

 

I work at being ordinary.

 

For some it takes more effort than others.

 

Is levity the opposite of gravity?

 

Maybe we could just squeeze out those desiccant packets?

 

If you put cold lemonade in a thermos, it will keep it cold. If you put steaming hot coffee in a thermos, it will keep in hot. My question is this: how does it know?

 

Same way as the toilet water knows to go to the toilet while the shower water goes to the shower.

 

Weather forecasters LOVE to scare us with reports of bad weather..."We will NOT miss this...I PROMISE you!.. They HATE to forecast perfect weather..."And let's see. we got sunny pleasant weather, in the 70's, very low humidity....YADDA YADDA DDEEE....DUM DE DUM DUM".