What do you call birds that like to stick together? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Vel-crows
Old MacDonald Saw His Optometrist: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Good news. We have escaped from the plumbing torment in our kitchen & downstairs bathroom. Both the sink & toilet leaks were caused by worn or cracked rubber rings, so now we're a couple of gasket cases.
What is the opposite of irony? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Wrinkly What is th opposite of gravity? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Levity
Just for the record, I knew the "irony" one had to do with when you use an iron. Couldn't guess it though.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Swimming trunks
The obvious reply from a reader would be to clone the Hall&Oates song...."she's GOOOOOOONNNE Oh I....I pay the devil to (I never knew the last word)."