Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call birds that like to stick together?
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    Vel-crows
     
  2. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    YEP...came from Boston(loud arrogant lung breath). :)
     
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  3. Paul Turner

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    Does a Bunsen Burner burn bunsens?
     
  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Of course. What else would it burn?
     
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  6. Paul Turner

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    Let me say THIS about THAT. Baaaaaad, but OK.
     
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The fashionistas think she looks Dalek-table. :D

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Paul Turner

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    Where are average products made?
    Why, at the satisfactory, of course.
     
  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Two guys walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
     
  10. Hembree

    Hembree Not as pretty smelling

    :happy088::happy102:
     
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  11. Paul Turner

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    Old MacDonald Saw His Optometrist:

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Good news. We have escaped from the plumbing torment in our kitchen & downstairs bathroom. Both the sink & toilet leaks were caused by worn or cracked rubber rings, so now we're a couple of gasket cases.
     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What is the opposite of irony?
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    Wrinkly


    What is th opposite of gravity?
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    Levity
     
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  15. Paul Turner

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    Just for the record, I knew the "irony" one had to do with when you use an iron. Couldn't guess it though.
     
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
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    Swimming trunks
     
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  17. Paul Turner

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    Oh man, I came close, but close doesn't cut the mustard with these.
     
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  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    The obvious reply from a reader would be to clone the Hall&Oates song...."she's GOOOOOOONNNE Oh I....I pay the devil to (I never knew the last word)."
     
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  19. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Never challenge Death to a pillow fight
    unless you are prepared to handle the
    Reaper cushions.
     
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