Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. Hembree

    Hembree Not as pretty smelling

    :happy102:
     
    Hembree, May 10, 2019
    #2821
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, May 11, 2019
    #2822
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    :rofl::rofl:
     
    Sara-s, May 11, 2019
    #2823
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  4. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    What famous rock group is made up of four men that don't sing?

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    Mount Rushmore
     
    Jayaruh, May 11, 2019
    #2824
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Inanimate objects tend to get named at our house. If an opportunity for a pun exists, it will get used. Our Hoover vacuum, for instance, is Herbert. This weekend, my husband gifted my with a very nice new sewing machine, for my upcoming 60th birthday. As it is a larger-than-average machine, by Brother, its name is Orwell.
     
    Last edited: May 13, 2019
    Sara-s, May 13, 2019
    #2825
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  6. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    This ventilation unit is named 'Bender'..
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    Slipperyjoe, May 17, 2019
    #2826
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I hope nobody bites his shiny metal ***.
     
    Sara-s, May 17, 2019
    #2827
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Is that what happens to old bender 'bots? They get turned into ventilation stacks? /cry
     
    richgem, May 17, 2019
    #2828
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  9. brit

    brit in a box

    brit, May 17, 2019
    #2829
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  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Very good Jim!!!
     
    Paul Turner, May 18, 2019
    #2830
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  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Even the snake liked that one!!
     
    Paul Turner, May 18, 2019
    #2831
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  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I bet his other choice was Wright.
     
    Paul Turner, May 18, 2019
    #2832
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  13. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, May 20, 2019
    #2833
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I guess this gives a whole new meaning to "the hair of the dog."

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    Last edited: May 22, 2019
    richgem, May 22, 2019
    #2834
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  15. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, May 23, 2019
    #2835
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  16. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    aww, the poor fella.
     
    Paul Turner, May 23, 2019
    #2836
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  17. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Yeah, dogs that look like penguins deserve pity...
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    Erik Redd, May 23, 2019
    #2837
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Doggo should be so lucky.
     
    richgem, May 23, 2019
    #2838
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  19. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    More of Rich's genetic experiments..penetrators with teeth..not just a beak..:eek:
     
    Slipperyjoe, May 24, 2019
    #2839
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Its a masterful disguise, actually.
     
    richgem, May 24, 2019
    #2840
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