My uncle was quite the salesman. When a horse buyer would resist his asking price he would say, "it only costs a little more to go first class". That usually sold the horse.
“In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.” ― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
If your first thought is, "I can't do that". Your probably right. Don't put yourself in that prison, your first thought should be, "how do I do that". tp
It's a good idea to walk a mile in another person's shoes. That way, when they figure it out, they're a mile away & barefoot.
Dar'st thou die? The sense of death is most in apprehension and the poor little Beetle that we tread upon in corporal sufference finds a pang as great as when a giant dies. Shakespeare -Measure for Measure Sent from my LM-Q720 using Tapatalk
1. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. 2. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. 3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing! 4. He who laughs last thinks slowest! 5. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 6. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 7. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. 8. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. 9. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. 10. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
Rodney Dangerfield: “I’m so ugly that my proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth.” Bob Newhart: “I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’”. Joan Rivers: “The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven’t seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.”
From Mrs Maisel. "“Ethel and Julius Rosenberg? He was on their team.” “Took four zaps in the chair to kill poor Ethel. There was smoke coming out of her ears.” “Ah, Jewish women are known to be more difficult.”
"But there he was, in the paper, handcuffed, being perp-walked into the station. And I just thought, 'My God, he still looks fantastic.' No, I mean it, better looking than high school. I know, my first thought should've been, 'Dodged that bullet.' Instead it was, 'I don't know, he's single, I'm single. If he beats this thing...'"
I don't hate people, I just feel better when they aren't around. Charles Bukowski The exact quote was based on a question: "Do you hate people?" CB, Barfly: "I don't hate them....I just feel better when they aren't around"