What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle. Spoiler (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Spoiler (open) Spoiler (close) attire
Why won’t Dracula bite Mick Jagger? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Because you can’t get blood from a Stone.
I heard a math joke. It was about GoldiBox and the 3 squares. In this story, the squares stay behind and set a trapezoid for her.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14159 meters long? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A pi-thon
First, it's bat soup. Now, it's snake pi. What's the world coming to? Go to the grocery store, people!
What do you call a brilliant man who can be seen positioning himself in a large grassy area devoted to him A man outstanding in his field.
Just an FYI: A slice of pie in the Bahamas is $3.49 A slice of pie in Barbados is $4.25 A slice of pie in St. Lucia is $6.30 A slice of pie in Jamaica is $2.75 And there you have it! The Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
How do you know when your cinco de mayo party has gotten out of control? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler When the neighbors have to call nine juan juan.