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Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

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  2. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle.
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    attire
     
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    :happy097::happy097::happy097:
     
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why won’t Dracula bite Mick Jagger?

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    Because you can’t get blood from a Stone.
     
  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I heard a math joke. It was about GoldiBox and the 3 squares. In this story, the squares stay behind and set a trapezoid for her.
     
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Was one of the squares called Qbert?
     
  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Course we all know by now that a mathematician is a person who excels in the field of mathematicia.
     
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a snake that is 3.14159 meters long?

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    A pi-thon
     
  10. S Barnhardt

    S Barnhardt Old, Crusty Barn

    Synonyms: Big, Cause of death if it's close to me, Dead if I can get my hands on my gun and/or hoe
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    First, it's bat soup. Now, it's snake pi. What's the world coming to? Go to the grocery store, people!
     
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  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    What do you call a brilliant man who can be seen positioning himself in a large grassy area devoted to him
    A man outstanding in his field.
     
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  13. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    May peas be with you in these challenging times..and plenty of toilet paper..:happy088:
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  14. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Awesome
     
  16. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Eggscellent
     
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  17. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Just an FYI:

    A slice of pie in the Bahamas is $3.49

    A slice of pie in Barbados is $4.25

    A slice of pie in St. Lucia is $6.30

    A slice of pie in Jamaica is $2.75

    And there you have it!

    The Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
     
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  18. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  19. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    How do you know when your cinco de mayo party has gotten out of control?

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    When the neighbors have to call nine juan juan.
     
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