Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    How do you know when your cinco de mayo party has gotten out of control?

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    When the neighbors have to call nine juan juan.
     
    richgem, May 5, 2020
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The trouble is all those party animals.
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    Sara-s, May 5, 2020
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Someone looks ready to party!
     
    richgem, May 5, 2020
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist bill?

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    You get re-possessed.
     
    Sara-s, May 13, 2020
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  5. canoeroller

    canoeroller Well-Known Member

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    canoeroller, May 21, 2020
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  6. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, May 23, 2020
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, May 23, 2020
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  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Sara-s, May 23, 2020
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
     
    Sara-s, May 25, 2020
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, May 25, 2020
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, May 26, 2020
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  12. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Watch out Sarah, I may be ready for a new one soon. (Some people may say "Look out". In this thread, I am not some people.)
     
    blondblue, May 26, 2020
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  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    My 7th grade gym teacher would have called that a "front-leaning rest position".
     
    blondblue, May 26, 2020
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Jun 14, 2020
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    That gives me a sinking feeling.
     
    Sara-s, Jun 14, 2020
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    1. Said the faucet

    2. For those barely floating through life it can be a Titanic emotion.
     
    richgem, Jun 14, 2020
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  17. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Slipperyjoe, Jun 14, 2020
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I believe that geographically, you already are.:p
     
    richgem, Jun 14, 2020
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  19. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I once went to a bar and met Van Gogh there. I offered to buy him a drink. He said no thanks I've got one ear. Heard that one from Paul Shaves so you can blame him..:eatdrink047:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Jun 21, 2020
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  20. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    After that experience, did you get in your Van and Gogh home?
     
    blondblue, Jun 21, 2020
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