Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Dec 2, 2019
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Dec 5, 2019
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Dec 7, 2019
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Dec 7, 2019
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Dec 9, 2019
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  6. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Under all those signs, there should be BURMA SHAVE
     
    Paul Turner, Dec 9, 2019
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    That’s a pretty cheesy pun!
     
    Sara-s, Dec 9, 2019
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  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Maybe, but he still got to third base.
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 9, 2019
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :eek:
     
    richgem, Dec 9, 2019
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Jan 9, 2020
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    And his cousin Sir Loin of Beef
     
    Sara-s, Jan 9, 2020
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What is the definition of sarcasm?
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    Getting an edge in wordwise.
     
    Sara-s, Jan 20, 2020
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Jan 30, 2020
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  14. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    That joke really let the air in.
     
    Paul Turner, Jan 30, 2020
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    It doesn’t compute with me.
     
    Sara-s, Jan 30, 2020
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Jan 30, 2020
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    DJ Flesh Wound

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    Last edited: Feb 9, 2020
    richgem, Feb 9, 2020
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  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    That's what I call one of those "Shaggy Dog Jokes". But y'know, maybe shaggy dog jokes and puns are one and the same.
     
    Paul Turner, Feb 9, 2020
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Hmmm....

    In its original sense, a shaggy dog story or yarn is an extremely long-winded anecdote characterized by extensive narration of typically irrelevant incidents and terminated by an anticlimax. Shaggy dog stories play upon the audience's preconceptions of joke-telling. Wikipedia
     
    richgem, Feb 9, 2020
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  20. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    What does proper parenting of a daughter have to do with shaving?
    The parents have to razor just right to make it proper.
     
    Paul Turner, Feb 9, 2020
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