Okay, so I indulged in a little guilty pleasure last night and watched Crank2: High Voltage.


This film is wrought with filth, gratuitous nudity, coarse language and obscene violence.


So yeah, basically--I loved it!

You go into a movie like this expecting a certain calibre of entertainment (low brow, lots of ridiculous action, etc.) and it completely delivers on all fronts. There was a little more naked Jason Statham hind-end than I would have liked, and there's a proctology at gunpoint scene I really could have lived without, but it was exactly what I expected.

a little about the ending (open) a little about the ending (close)

If you watch it all the way through, they totally set things in motion and hint at the possibility of a Crank 3.

hmmm, still gotta watch Crank 1, but I have a suspicion it will have to wait until MLB is out of town for a bit

Might wanna shoot for out of state.

We really need to get the striped sweater brigade together for a guys only movie marathon. 2 or 3 back to back movies that our wives would disapprove of.

oh man. I wish I lived closer to youse guys so I could join in.

you're not that far away...

Sorry... I don't wear sweaters... blech...

I wear a sweater...unfortunately, the only way to remove it is with a good razor

The striped sweater brigade is a throwback to across the street... it was a group of "Waldo" regulars.

I'm hungry.

What have I missed?

Well, we had a rousing game of "Ha Ha Herman!"

yup.... knew that, been there, not done that, etc...

Dom!

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich with Ruffles.... yum.

Hi Dom!

So... which character are you taking out for that ONS series?

I'm actually not using any of those... just couldn't make it work.

Believe me, I tried.:happy102

I can believe it... I tried running through the series with each of the 4 out and the best I saw was Peppermint... but unless you display all the series at once it wouldn't work.

that could work, actually

Hey guys. I've been swamped lately. I should have some more time now to be around in the evenings, though.

Yum. Grape or strawberry?

That's actually a legit Peanuts strip? How depressing!

Well, I'm good through Tuesday the 15th... I'll be trying to make some more to schedule for after. So stay tuned to ONS.

And seriously, guys, if there's one you particularly enjoy, be sure and submit it to stumbleupon, digg, fark, [slash]craphole[/slash]reddit, etc.

Not as depressing as this.

Wow. I never knew about those. I remember enjoying Disney comic books back in the day - but they were nothing like those.