Well he's probably a snowbird who went down to Miami for the summer months to escape the arctic chill...
Here's a clean "funny situation"(can't quite call it a joke): It's New Year's Eve at Times Square in NYC. Reporter works the crowd, asking them about New Year's Resolutions. He comes to a rather serious-looking man and yells" Hey, buddy, ya got any New Year's ResoLUTIONS(heh heh heh)". The man says "Yes, I've been thinking a lot about that today, of course. I'm going to do my part to improve the way I reach out to others, so as their world can be hopefully improved by my efforts. It's so important, especially in this Covid period, y'know? I................." The interviewer frowns and says to the man" Just say lose weight, will ya? I have to go to a break." To that the man says "ME lose weight? How about yourself, BUDDEH!"
The bottom photo of the beachgoers does happen in Boston. It's a "tradition". I had to laugh at someone who said "Yeah, we do it for fun, but this time it was REALLY cold." Duyyyyyyyyy!
Yup. I learned that lesson the hard way too. Going to the bathroom is even worse than rubbing your eyes ...