Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by richgem, Jun 18, 2012.
Captain North America, eh?
Meanwhile, @Slipperyjoe 's house, I mean hoous....
Ya those folks must have just come back frm the beach eh...
Where's the fat hairy guy in the speedo wearing too much gold?
Well he's probably a snowbird who went down to Miami for the summer months to escape the arctic chill...
You can go from fat to fit, with one good vowel movement.
Yes but you have to be very careful with this diet plan otherwise your Fox becomes a fax.
Here's a clean "funny situation"(can't quite call it a joke): It's New Year's Eve at Times Square in NYC. Reporter works the crowd, asking them about New Year's Resolutions. He comes to a rather serious-looking man and yells" Hey, buddy, ya got any New Year's ResoLUTIONS(heh heh heh)". The man says "Yes, I've been thinking a lot about that today, of course. I'm going to do my part to improve the way I reach out to others, so as their world can be hopefully improved by my efforts. It's so important, especially in this Covid period, y'know? I................." The interviewer frowns and says to the man" Just say lose weight, will ya? I have to go to a break."
To that the man says "ME lose weight? How about yourself, BUDDEH!"
I bet the guy feels like a real Canuckle-head right about now.
No need to understand German to enjoy this one.
The bottom photo of the beachgoers does happen in Boston. It's a "tradition". I had to laugh at someone who said "Yeah, we do it for fun, but this time it was REALLY cold." Duyyyyyyyyy!
Yup. I learned that lesson the hard way too. Going to the bathroom is even worse than rubbing your eyes ...
I've learned the cooking lesson more than once, sad to say.
happy birthday Eric..
It's a miracle!
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