LOL Cats, Demotivationals, etc.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by richgem, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Captain North America, eh?
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  5. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Ya those folks must have just come back frm the beach eh...:cool:
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Where's the fat hairy guy in the speedo wearing too much gold?
     
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  7. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Well he's probably a snowbird who went down to Miami for the summer months to escape the arctic chill...:Animatedfrozensmily:
     
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  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    You can go from fat to fit, with one good vowel movement.
     
  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Yes but you have to be very careful with this diet plan otherwise your Fox becomes a fax. :taunt002:
     
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  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Here's a clean "funny situation"(can't quite call it a joke): It's New Year's Eve at Times Square in NYC. Reporter works the crowd, asking them about New Year's Resolutions. He comes to a rather serious-looking man and yells" Hey, buddy, ya got any New Year's ResoLUTIONS(heh heh heh)". The man says "Yes, I've been thinking a lot about that today, of course. I'm going to do my part to improve the way I reach out to others, so as their world can be hopefully improved by my efforts. It's so important, especially in this Covid period, y'know? I................." The interviewer frowns and says to the man" Just say lose weight, will ya? I have to go to a break."
    To that the man says "ME lose weight? How about yourself, BUDDEH!"
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I bet the guy feels like a real Canuckle-head right about now.


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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    No need to understand German to enjoy this one.

     
  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    The bottom photo of the beachgoers does happen in Boston. It's a "tradition". I had to laugh at someone who said "Yeah, we do it for fun, but this time it was REALLY cold." Duyyyyyyyyy!
     
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  14. Frijolero

    Frijolero Well-Known Member

    Yup. I learned that lesson the hard way too. Going to the bathroom is even worse than rubbing your eyes ...:shocked003:
     
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I've learned the cooking lesson more than once, sad to say. :(
     
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  16. brit

    brit in a box

    happy birthday Eric..:cool::greet002::bounce017::bounce017::eatdrink047:
     
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    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  18. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    brit in a box

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