Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That joke put you in Dutch for sure. :p
     
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    You are painting quite a picture.
     
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Bonus score for you ... Dutch boy paint!
     
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  4. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Reminds me of the pastor who caught the painter using watered-down paint on the church.
    The pastor told him, "Repaint! And thin no more!!"
     
  5. IAmTheJody

    IAmTheJody Gillette-i Master Staff Member

    :happy097::happy102::rofl::rolleyes005:
     
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  6. brit

    brit in a box

    :D
     
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    As our Lord may have once said, "Oy vey!"
     
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  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I don't doubt for a second She said it.
     
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    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A photon checked in at the airport. Asked if it had any luggage to check, it said, "No, I'm traveling light."
     
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  11. brit

    brit in a box

    a piece of string goes into a bar and asks for a drink.
    bar keep asks are you from around here?
    no,i'm a frayed knot..
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  14. brit

    brit in a box

    :D
     
  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  17. brit

    brit in a box

    wah wah wah..:D
     
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Why isn't a male ant called an uncle?
     
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  19. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Well, the simple answer is that there is no "U" in that ant. Course maybe that is the ONLY answer, chuk yuk yuk yuk.
     
  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Iv’e always thought that antlers should be called “unclers” since they are generally found on male deer & moose.
     

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