Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

What do you cal an elephant that can perform numerous activities at once?

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A multi-tusker

 

At least he wasn't caught blowing his nose. Then he'd just be tooting his own horn.

 

Someone's having a good hare day.

 

Has anyone seen those new corduroy pillows yet? I hear they're really making headlines.

 

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

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BamBOO!

 

This dude must have some unique shaving issues..

 

This one is from a British friend;

Wife: Have you seen the dog's bowl?

Husband: I didn't even know they could play cricket.

 

The other day I bought an old record album called Sounds Wasps Make. When I got it home and played it, I said to myself - this doesn't sound anything like wasp sounds. Then I realized I was playing the Bee side.

 

Cue sad trombone

 

An Elvis hare..

 

This might be kind of a hot topic, but...

 

Nice to see a dad answer his kid’s burning question.

 

How bout' a creamy slice of 1.14159..

 

not a fan of lemon meringue

 

Sorry this wasn't included in the original calculation..

 

You probably forgot to carry the three. It's okay, it's the thought that counts.