I hope @richgem likes my penguin pun. If not he might give me the cold shoulder. I'm probably okay though. Rich is a really ice guy.
Did you hear the one about the king who was only 12 inches tall? He was a lousy king but a great ruler.
Well maybe you'll like this one better: Did you hear about the new Tom Cruise movie about hamburgers? It's called top bun.
Hey @Sara-s what did the Spanish teacher name her twin boys? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Jose and JosB
How can you identify Ronald McDonald at a nudist beach? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler he's the only one with sesame seed buns
Salesman; This sofa should seat 5 people without any problems. Customer; Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?
What is a chicken’s favorite dance? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler The Hokey-poultry