Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

    What do you call a cold penguin?

    A BRRRRRRD.
     
  2. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

    I hope @richgem likes my penguin pun.

    If not he might give me the cold shoulder.
    ;)


    I'm probably okay though.
    Rich is a really ice guy.
     
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's not easy being frozen all day. :(
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Did you hear the one about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

    He was a lousy king but a great ruler.
     
  5. brit

    brit in a box

    oh boy..;)
     
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  6. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Let me say this: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
     
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  7. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

    Ooofffff.:prrr:
     
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well maybe you'll like this one better:

    Did you hear about the new Tom Cruise movie about hamburgers?

    It's called top bun.
     
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  9. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Now he's doing a remake of The Last Samurai set in Mongolia, it will be called Top Hun
     
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Busy guy....

    Or is it Busey....:signs002:
     
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  11. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Hopefully he won't go drag as Mother Superior in Top Nun.
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Hey @Sara-s what did the Spanish teacher name her twin boys?

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    Jose and JosB
     
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    How can you identify Ronald McDonald at a nudist beach?

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    he's the only one with sesame seed buns
     
  14. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    My relationship with the Communist girl was doomed from the start. There were red flags everywhere.
     
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Salesman; This sofa should seat 5 people without any problems.

    Customer; Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I used to think that it would be hard to cook Asian food outside. Turns out it's a wok in the park.
     
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    This is wong on just so many levels...

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  19. Lancre

    Lancre Well-Known Member

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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What is a chicken’s favorite dance?

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    The Hokey-poultry
     
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