I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling some really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said "that lizard is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"
Y'know, I'd kinda like a Chameleon Bay Rum....it may have cloves in it, but I would want the other scents to "blend in well" and thus, weaken the clove scent.