How about we both 3017 a stick of Arko and show these young pups how it's done? Triple Dog Dare. I can either send you a stick or loan you 50 cents to get one.
Good man! After all these years, you'll finally get your fill of vim and vigor...and grow some hair on your chest! My bulk shipment of Arko is due to arrive in a few days, and then I'll start. I will plan to 3017 a single stick. The remaining sticks will be used for holiday and special occasion gift giving. Pro tip: A few extra shots of that fancy Oud juice after your shave should seal the deal. Mos Def! In the meantime, let's use our time wisely in preparation...
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@Primotenore Another pro tip. Load the Arko sparingly or risk getting cited for disturbing the peace and creating an environmental hazard.
I once tallied all my amazon orders of Arko and concluded that I have used at least 55 sticks since I started wet shaving. Now I only use it when i travel as I do not mind tossing it when i am done. It is a good soap, but I'm over it.
Unfortunately, I underestimated. From 2010 to 2015, I ordered 67 sticks from Amazon. I have been gifted others from friends and other orders when i had to make up a dollar amount... I don't know the real number, but it is way higher than it should be...
Call me old fashioned, but I don't think @Primotenore's private label is worth the additional 25 cents per stick.