Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Oh that's so en-deer-ing but now I must stag-er off to get my coffee.

 

I love it when you fawn over me!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath

Goliath who?

Goliath down, you looketh tired.

 

Egads-eth

 

What would you get if Iron Man teamed up with the Silver Surfer?

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Alloys

 

Why don't you ever see penguins in the UK?

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Because they're afraid of Wales.

 

What do you call a big, yellow snake?

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A bananaconda

 

I guess that is how you make a seesaw.

 

The Three Stooges had a funny thing about "see" and "saw". Moe said to Curly "You SAW the garage!". Curly said "No, I SEE tha garage-why do you want me to saw it?(Or words to that effect). Moe, let me say, wasn't pleased with Curly's reply, lol. ("WHY YOU!")

 

I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.

 

Let me say this -AAAAAFFFLLAAC!

 

I was in London in summer '69, when Charles was crowned Price of Whales. Isn't he a King now, er sumethin???

 

dunno,isn't Carter the president or somethin,..?

 

aaaaah, he used to be(HAAAAAAH, long lung breath).

 

@swarden43

 

Yup!

 

I can jump higher than a house.

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Don’t be too impressed. Everyone knows houses can’t jump.

 

The house can't jump . And I got it right! Maybe I'm on a roll here.