Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

The brothers weren't very keen after that.

 

When do bakers share their secret bread recipes?

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Only on a knead-to-know basis.

 

Good of you to get right to the wheat germ of the issue.

 

It’s easy for a crusty old lady like me

 

What first came to my mind...
Only as the knead a-rises.

 

It's a shame in the English language(and in the word of puns)that bread and knead look alike but don't sound alike.

 

Well, that's how they roll.

Someone trying to steal the secret recipe risks getting caught bread-handed, but that can happen when they risk it for the biscuit.

 

Did you KNEAD to say that, buddeh????

 

What do you call a ninja dinosaur?

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A Uneversaurus.

 

Never saw that one coming!

 

What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?

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A Tyranno-chorus

 

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

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Doyouthinkysaurus

 

I just got back from a couple days in Curaçao where I got to practice a little Dutch (@macaronus) and I met this guy at the beach. I asked him his name, but he said he preferred to remain iguanamous.

 

Lekker bezig! Ging het een beetje?
( Nice job! How did it go?)

As for the iguanamous guy, heguana be famous someday?

 

Het lezen en het spreken waren goed genoeg maar het begrijpen was best moeilijk!

(Reading and speaking were good enough but understanding (them) was quite difficult.)

 

Goede oefening dus.

( Good exercise! )

 

Ja zeker. En ik heb er veel nodig.

(Fo' shizzle. And I need a lot.)