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He's dogging all of us!

 

Pass out the hearts two in one collars. It's becoming a real flea circus around here.

 

Well, I'll be dog-gone about that.

 

Gotta give it to ya...
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Well done with this one.

 

I think you forgot to say Great DANE Houdini, but I won't comment.

 

Two ants tried to make a teeter-totter with a toothpick & half a crumb. It didn't work. They needed a full crumb.

 

The yeast they could have done was to pay attention in physics class .

 

Where's the report button? I found another spam post.

 

It is NOT! That’s real ham!

 

Well, at least you didn't flub the Piggly Wiggly

 

I'm sorry I never took fizix.

 

Something about your explanation isn't quite kosher.

 

I'm guessing it's all the pork barrel.

 

Where do vampires invest their money?

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In cryptocurrency

 

I would have guessed the blood bank. I guess I'm old-fashioned.

 

I wouldn't have even guessed THAT. I guess I haven't been born yet.

 

If the cave fits ....

 

Right,"If The Cave Fits, Get Yourself Born"