Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

What to you get when you cross a bumblebee with a doorbell?

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A humdinger

 

A buzzing sound

 

No, that's what you get when you cross just the bumblebee.

 

Humbug

Eh

Humbuzz

 

Man, you came close.

 

Where do bad rainbows go?

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PRISM-It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.

 

I had that baby all along. And if you believe that, I'll be going to Paris to represent Team USA in Archery. I won't, so I didn't.

 

What was the starfish's favorite song by The Beach Boys?

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Kelp Me Rhonda

 

I don't know, @wristwatchb, looks like you have some competition here, BUDDYYY(haaaaaaah- long lung breath)

 

Why shouldn't you throw false teeth at your vehicle?

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You might denture car.

 

And if you do it more than once?

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You get a polident.

 

Let me say that was BAAAAAD(oh, I see I just said that anyway, so you don't have to let me....chuck yuk yuk)

 

@Enrico puns like that could start the Novocain mutiny!

 

Yeah, but it would all be over by the time you count backwards from 100.

 

Reminds me of the silly humor in AIRPLANE.

 

This is what you call a real BEE BEE S shave..

 

I just soiled me armour.

 

"Oh stewardess, I speak jive."